what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Queens Park rangers

where do some birds live in? Earth

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Anti Joke

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