Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

hahahahaha thats not funny

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

I would rape her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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