When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Women's Rights.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

TIMMAH!

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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