- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

general tso's broccoli

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

The Barackness Monster

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

fruit salad?

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Some people like melon and others like soup.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Where's my baby??

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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