I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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The Barackness Monster

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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general tso's broccoli

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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fruit salad?

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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