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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Womens Rights

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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