It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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TELL

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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brandon ya twwat

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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I ponder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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