- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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