- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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