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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Once upon a time, The end.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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