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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

How come grilled cheese?

Today is May 18 2016.

A mans opinion.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Spotto

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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