Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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