What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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hi

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Black...

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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