What's 9+10? 19

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Patriarchy.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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