Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Anti Joke

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