Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Anti Joke

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