- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Two english guys meet at work

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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