What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

knock knock Come in!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Whats an Anti Joke

A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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