Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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heads up!

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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raisin boogers

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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alston wang

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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#Hanging Degus

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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