- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years