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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Lol! Why you wanna know?

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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spell backwards: taco cat

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Anything involving women..

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

my friend is gay hes gay

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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