Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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