^that joke a piece of shit

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Give me thumbs up!

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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hipsters

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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