im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

Canada AYY

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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