- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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poop is very very yummy.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

^that joke a piece of shit

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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