Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Jesus was a good guy

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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