What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

irish wristwatch JLR

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Billy Cundiff.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Anti Joke

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