What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Spell: “This word”

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

rape that shit

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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