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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Chrissy is funny.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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