What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Bob dole

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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NASCAR

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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