An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Xzibit

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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