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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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