Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

i can't stand cripple jokes

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

irish wristwatch JLR

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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