How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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homework

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Neither does he.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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