Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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I can't see my forehead

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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