- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

roses are red, violets are blue.

What's funnier than 24? 25

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Your mom is so fat...

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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