- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

whats long and green? weed

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

What number comes after 29? 30.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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