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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Shut the cork up!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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