What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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spell backwards: taco cat

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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