- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Homosexuals are gay.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Andy Carrol

A black guy gets a job...

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Charlotte Bobcats

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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