Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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your mum

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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ass in my face ? no

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Do you believe this will change?

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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