Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Iggy Azalea

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Anti Joke

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