Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

haha. i got blocked too!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

No.

No.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

weston cage

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Toaster

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