- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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