Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

you know whats funny the letter Q

elen degeneres is straight....

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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