What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Anti Joke

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