Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Pinus Testicles

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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irish wristwatch JLR

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Where's my baby??

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Anti Joke

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