3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Cleveland winning something

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Woman Rights

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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