- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

A baby seal walks into a club

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Where do you live? In a house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

black guy graduating high school

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

what is sticky and brown?a stick

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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