Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Chicken penis.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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