Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Women's rights

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People Order Our Patties

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Anti Joke

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