A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Get on your knees Ho

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Ju... Just why?

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Black...

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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GINGER PEOPLE

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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