- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Patriarchy.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Do your parents know you're gay?

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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