How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Your mom is so fat...

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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