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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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