Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What time is it? 20:45.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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pickle sniffer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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