Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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What is White over Black? Society.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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women's rights.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

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