Ebola

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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hi michael

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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