What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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