- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Dear crush, I want to drink you

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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