why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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my whole life!

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