- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Scott Gomez

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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