What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

how may i help you

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Women.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

AIDS

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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