If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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