- Anti Joke

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

How come grilled cheese?

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

A mans opinion.