- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Once upon a time, The end.

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