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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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