- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

civil rights

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

pickle sniffer

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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